The Trouble With Everything

Category: People

The trouble with Richard Lewontin

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that while he accuses all science of being ideological, it seems like he’s justifying the strong ideology behind his own writing.

The trouble with Megan Joy

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that she’s surrounded by people who won’t let her sing jazz.

The trouble with Immanuel Kant

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he was skeptical in intellectual matters, but believed implicitly in the maxims that he had imbibed at his mother’s knee in moral matters. (Bertrand Russell, Why I Am Not a Christian)

The trouble with militant atheists

by vandal mimar

is that they lack tact when dealing with people they feel superior to.

The trouble with hipsters

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that very few of them actually are as remarkable as they look.

The trouble with John Searle

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he trusts intuitions so much that he could even reject the Copernican Revolution.

The trouble with Chuck Norris

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he is an overratacrşjlstvia<rxd fxzoe rzsadszp ecr yf

The trouble with Alejandro González Iñárritu

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that, given his passion and expertise of the vernacular, he could be more useful as a mayor.

The trouble with Donald Kuspit

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he is a great art theorist on the condition that he’s put in a time-machine and sent back to the 1910s.

The trouble with René Descartes

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he is marvelous at asking good questions but sucks at answering them.

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