The Trouble With Everything

Category: Quotidian

The trouble with bullshit

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that it’s a greater enemy of the truth than lies are. (Harry Frankfurt)

The trouble with being punctual

by amacinho

is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. (Franklin P. Jones)

The trouble with cooking

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that the product of your hours of work disappears in minutes and reappears as shit in 24 hours.

The trouble with book readership

by amacinho

is that it is listed as a hobby in many cultures.

The trouble with depression

by vandal mimar

is that if it was not defined as a psychosomatic disorder, fewer people would be suffering from it now.

The trouble with ideal friendship

by vandal mimar

is that it’s just like love without sex.

The trouble with a penis

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that no matter how much you shake it, there’s some urine left in it that ends up in your underwear.

The trouble with smartphones

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that you don’t anymore have the excuse of not being able to check your emails.

The trouble with hindsight

by amacinho

is that it’s always too late.

The trouble with cables

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that the law of Cable physics that explains why they get tangled up spontaneously has not been discovered yet.

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