The Trouble With Everything

The trouble with God

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that when you talk to Him you’re religious but when He talks to you you’re psychotic. (House on House MD #2.19)

The trouble with book readership

by amacinho

is that it is listed as a hobby in many cultures.

The trouble with classical music

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that it has the power to affect people just by pulling, rubbing and hitting some strings stretched between two points.

The trouble with Immanuel Kant

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that he was skeptical in intellectual matters, but believed implicitly in the maxims that he had imbibed at his mother’s knee in moral matters. (Bertrand Russell, Why I Am Not a Christian)

The trouble with Wikipedia

by vandal mimar

is that everything in it is taken as a doubtless fact by the majority of qualified users.

The trouble with militant atheists

by vandal mimar

is that they lack tact when dealing with people they feel superior to.

The trouble with depression

by vandal mimar

is that if it was not defined as a psychosomatic disorder, fewer people would be suffering from it now.

The trouble with hipsters

by Deniz Cem Önduygu

is that very few of them actually are as remarkable as they look.

The trouble with ideal friendship

by vandal mimar

is that it’s just like love without sex.

The trouble with music

by Eser Aygün

is that it has become less of an expressive art and more of a ubiquitous decoration today.

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